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  Snowflake Cookie

*coughs* Hello! I am Florence, I'm from Scotland and sadly I'm 31 years old. I'm a short lady (5'3") with long dyed red hair and blue eyes. I like um..Star Wars. I also like to paint cos I get paid to do it. I like games like Morrowind, Halo etc. I like roller skates, Blackadder, Spaced, Sci-fi films/books/art, the Discworld, Monkey Island, Surrealism, Dadaism, Japanese horror films, Niccolo Machiavelli, Joy Division, daydreaming, magpies, Elves, Llamas, pickles, Boba Fett, Russians, fantasy films/books/art, russian things, Vodka, Woody Allen films, Florentine art, Severus Snape, buttons, Jonny Greenwood, the grotesque, Radiohead, Gormenghast, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Sibelius, Vladimir Putin and being a sinister little miss. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LiveJournal Trading Cards Paid Account Edition flo_fett User Number: 5160267 Date Created:2004-11-15 Number of Posts: 120 Flo Fett is a deadly Bountyhunter prone to extreme delusions. Her sunday name is Florence and she quite likes it. She has a thing for other deadly Bountyhunters. She is a geek. Strengths: Isn't squeamish in the slightest she can therefore help you when you are drunk, incapable and spewing everywhere. She is ambidextrous, likes to paint and is harness trained. Has a little known talent at cable laying and can fit into very small spaces. Is handy with power tools. Weaknesses: Flo is an inveterate drunk and will mug you if she suspects you are carrying Vodka. You are in real trouble if you are Russian as she has a thing for them. Has a fetish for buttons. Is cynical far beyond the level of even the most jaded British citizen. Will play the spoons for cash. Special Skills: Is very persuasive and extremely talented at manipulation. Is absurd to the point of mania. Can cook a mean lasagne. Weapons: Comes equipped with the EE3 Blastech blaster rifle, fragmentation grenades, flame thrower, pilliwinks, cheesegrater, rhubarb leaves and large quantities of charcoal, potassium nitrate and sugar. Can also kick your ass at Trivial Pursuit. Bountyhunter: +55 if let loose at a Star wars convention where there are many many Boba fetts

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I dislike; meaness, politicians, sticky patches on the bar that I always put my hand in, the flu, and tapioca.

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